Sunday, October 11, 2009

No, not Sonic!

No blog that capitalizes on the artistic shortcomings of the entire DeviantART community would be complete without Sonic the Hedgehog. Please enjoy these creative train wrecks:


Courtesy of Kit the Hedgehog.

What do you get when you take a cliche', shallow, and incredibly cookie-cutter manga and have it create a blasphemous child with the blue blur?


Courtesy of Angel-Maxwell.

The next two images speak for themselves. Overly humanized Sonic characters are quite possibly the bane of the Sonic community. I have nothing more to say. Brace yourself.


Creepy Sonic courtesy of Blood-eye



I should note that while SoulDreamX may be responsible for this God forsaken travesty, he did it as a commission. This tells us that while he isn't a creepy asshole that likes to put beloved gaming mascots in leather, making out with each other; he WILL whore out his talent in order to appease such disturbing fantasies. Thanks for killing a small part of the child inside of us, SoulDreamX.

The next image is something that I've spent a lot of time thinking about. Ever since I first saw Shadow the Hedgehog I have been praying regularly for his troubled soul, hoping that he might one day find Christ. My prayers have been answered, and Shadow the Hedgehog has found salvation!


Courtesy of DCLeadboot

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